| Gary channeled the late great Billy Holiday so effectively at his family's millennium reunion in Miami Beach , that a passing talent scout neighbour quickly signed him up for two record deals . Initially bewildered at his newly found talent , Gary eventually discovered that it was his aunt Sophie's secret chilled asparagus salmon salad that caused him to be so uniquely vocal . Things were looking up , with a slated appearance on MTV in the works . Sadly , Aunt Sophie was devoured by great white sharks during surfing lessons off the coast of Laguna , taking here secret salad recipe with her . Gary still belts out tunes at family gatherings , although he will be the first to tell you that the asparagus salmon salad simply is not the same .
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